Globalnytt 7 2001
Skoleavis for Norsk nettskole

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Humor

Engelske vitsar:

Teacher: Jenny, why weren't you here yesterday?
Jenny: I had a bad tooth, miss.
Teacher: Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. Is it better now?
Jenny: I don't know. I left it at the dentist.

Jill: Are you a toe dancer?
Jack: No, why.
Jill: Then just get off my toes, will you?

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to read with these new spectacles?
Doctor: Yes, you will.
Patient: That`s wonderful news! I never knew how to read before, you see.

Norske vitsar:

Hvorfor er du ugift?
Fordi jeg er født sånn.

Hvorfor går svenskene baklengs til sengs?
For det skal være lettere å ta på seg tøflene neste morgen.

Lars Jørgen og Svein Erik